chaos.

“"A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire to be either his wife or his mistress.”"
brotips: This is probably a good time to mention that I can hold a lit match in my mouth. I guess a better tip would be, “practice until you can do it drunkenly.” -Sketch Posters

brotips:

This is probably a good time to mention that I can hold a lit match in my mouth. I guess a better tip would be, “practice until you can do it drunkenly.”

-Sketch

Posters

brotips: Meanwhile Tumblr just got bought for like a billion dollars. Is it unreasonable to think that we helped this happen, like, even a little bit? I didn’t think so, either. Throw some of that my way, Yahoo. -Sketch Posters

brotips:

Meanwhile Tumblr just got bought for like a billion dollars. Is it unreasonable to think that we helped this happen, like, even a little bit? I didn’t think so, either. Throw some of that my way, Yahoo.

-Sketch

Posters

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax